Circus Quote by Michael Savage

“Did the bearded lady get excited when cute guys came to her freak show?”

— Rainbow Rowell

“All in all, it was the goldarndest, Barnum-and-Baileyest, rib-stickinest, rough-and-tumblest infernal foofaraw of a media circus anybody had seen since grandpaw chased the possum…

— John Varley

“And then there was the headless horseman!" said Tiffany. "He had no head!" "Well, that is the major job qualification," said the toad.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Mr Horsefry was a youngish man, not simply running to fat but vaulting, leaping and diving towards obesity. He had acquired at thirty an…

— Terry Pratchett

“Bailey, where’s your hat?” “In my pocket, sir!” “Why isn’t it on your head?” “Because I can’t get my head in my pocket, sir!”

— Robyn Carr

“And she tricked us into taking walkie-talkie rings she could listen in on,” Simon said. “I wouldn’t trust her further than I could throw…

— Cassandra Clare

“Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.”

— J.K. Rowling

“Going bearded seemed one less thing to have to fail at.”

— Charles Frazier

“This is ridiculous. I’m talking to a horse about politics.”

— Emma Iadanza

“The office containing these two men was of such hushed opulence that it seemed as though their words were borne to one another on…

— Donald E. Westlake

“Dear God, there couldn't be a single thing more humiliating in this entire world. Unless, of course, Hairy had been out here in his…

— Susan Donovan

“Tweedlewart.” “What?” “You’re a tweedlewart.” “Is that supposed to be insulting, Tessie?” “It sounded a little bit more intimidating in my head.” ***”

— Blair Holden