Quote by Michael Kaye

“Therefore I call a spade a spade, and not a flat bladed instrument for the redistribution of granular matter.”

— Peter B. Lockhart

“This is the thing where the bits do the stuff”

— Anonymous9499

“Got the rocket-propelled liquorice launcher handy?”

— Jasper Fforde

“Confetti, bonbons, artillery.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“The barkeep sliced a lime in half, squeezed the juice from each half into a jigger, dropped one of the emptied hulls into the…

— William Lashner

“The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one.”

— Oscar Wilde

“importance. A control knob cracked into a tiny mess in his careful hand.”

— Arlene Webb

“Conniption blows connection to bits.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“the big problem is the lubricant contaminating the shaft.”

— Craig Alanson

“A tiny spark ignites a flame, just as a helping hand can do the same”

— Nonnie Jules

“What a marvellous invention man is! He can blow on his hands to warm them up, and blow on his soup to cool it…

— Georges Perec

“Obsessive compulsive" Nikolaus mumble in amusement. "I would rather eat a grenade than make a line with two different colors!" Remy responded in a…

— Abigail Roux