Gay-humor Quote by Mia Watts

“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her…

— Katja Millay

“Oh,” he said, knocking a red ball into a hole. “It’s you.” “You were expecting someone else?” I asked. “Am I interrupting your social…

— Richelle Mead

“But what?” she snapped. “You lost your balls and had to go looking for them all weekend?”

— K.A. Linde

“Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in the lingerie I'm wearing.”

— Cora Carmack

“Dont ruin my balls!" She laughs as the words leave her mouth. Better yours than mine, chica." I toss the dough balls at her,…

— Simone Elkeles

“If you’ll excuse me, I need to go check on the other guests.” “It’s late,” he said. “Everyone’s in their rooms. Trust me, they’d…

— Jill Shalvis

“Lucas laughed. He snatched her menu away, threw it to the floor, and grabbed both her hands. “Didn’t I tell you I love you?”…

— Josephine Angelini

“Will you kiss my envelopes before you mail them?” “Will you give me my job back if I say yes?” He gestured towards the…

— Kitty French

“They beat the shit out of me. But you know what? I didn't need that shit inside of me. I'm glad it's gone.”

— David Levithan

“Picking me up, Lucas lays me on a blanket of soft sand and says, "You have no idea what you do to me.”

— Rachel Harris

“Um, Monica?” “Yeah?” I asked cheerily. “Are you gonna be at the thing tonight?” The thing. I smiled. “Yeah. I’ll be there.” “Good.” He…

— Amalie Silver

“You must be Sara." Lucas extended his hand. Sara slipped her hand into Lucas's. "That's me. And you are?" "Lucas Parker, Kylie's boyfriend." Boyfriend?…

— C.C. Hunter