Quote by Melinda Hayes

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

— Malcolm X

“You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”

— Matt Lewis

“Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won’t ever make em muffins.”

— Stephen King

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

— Wesley Snipes

“If a cat were to give birth in an oven, would you call what she gave birth to kittens or bread?”

— Fernando Sorrentino

“Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.”

— Anonymous

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but…

— Malcolm X

“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits. - You can say whatever you want about something, but…

— Charles Martin

“I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.”

— Shirley Rousseau Murphy

“Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed. Eh bien, tant pis. Usually one's…

— Julia Child

“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.”

— Nicole Amakan