Hilarious Quote by Melanie Tushmore

My life is an open book. With illustrations.

— Hugh Hefner

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are…

— Retta

I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is…

— Edie Campbell

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

— Robert Conquest

“And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank…

— Steve Martin

And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it…

— James Denton

“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…

— Derek Landy

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

— Will Rogers

We have to all problems, WHEN THEY ARE NOT OURS:)

— Divya

Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.

— Hillary Clinton

The cast of 'Parks & Rec' is just a group of unbelievably nice, humble, down to earth, hilarious friends.

— Rob Lowe