Birth Quote by Mel Brooks

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

— Lee Trevino

I was actually born in the front bedroom while my dad sat on the wall outside, feeling sick. Twenty minutes after my mother gave…

— Jeremy Kyle

You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.

— Anonymous

Giving birth was the most amazing thing I've ever done. I'd been living in a Third World country, and I said, 'I'm going to…

— Carolyn Murphy

When I was born, I was given to my uncle and aunt to raise as their kid because they couldn't have kids.

— Carlos Mencia

My mom gave birth to me in a condemned hospital.

— Max Fried

I rang my mother to thank her for giving birth to me and she said, "What choice had I? You were in there, how…

— Marian Keyes

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.

— Katie MacAlister

I didn't even choose to be born! It was my parents' decision to have a child.

— Vijay Deverakonda

I was an only child. We were so poor, my parents and I had the same room.

— David Copperfield

I was born two months early, and everyone had given up on me. But my mother insisted on my life.

— Sidney Poitier

My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.

— Jack Whitehall