Beam Quote by Mehmet Murat Ildan

I gravitated toward stand-up because there's no overhead. I mean, literally, there's no overhead: Often, you're outdoors performing in front of groups of people.

— Mike Birbiglia

I've got a lot of balance beams, which has been fun walking down these beams, and I've made an obstacle course and doing whatever…

— George Kittle

You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well.

— John Oliver

There's something so awesome about being able to get up in front of a microphone and do exactly what you want. Stand-up is as…

— Christian Finnegan

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

— Steven Wright

Somtimes you have to stand up when standing isn't so easy.

— Gunesh

Standing is harder than moving.

— Moshe Feldenkrais

Stand high long enough and your lightning will come.

— William Gibson

Sometimes You Have to Stand Up, When Standing Isn't Easy

— Street Fighter

To remain standing one often has to fall.

— Ashwin Sanghi

There's nothing more powerful than stand-up. Crushing with your own material, with your own energy, controlling an audience: There's no better high. It's awesome.

— Jim Breuer

I've trained with some of the best when it comes to stand up.

— Anthony Johnson