Quote by Me Download Open image “Some people need a shock color, & I need the remote.” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Why does turning on a TV these days require three remotes with ninety buttons? Why?” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Color provokes a psychic vibration. Color hides a power still unknown but real, which acts on every part of the human body. — Wassily Kandinsky Copy Share Image
Just a tiny red sliver remains in the battery icon. I wish humans came with the same kind of indicator . . . it… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I like the sudden shock of non-sequitur color. Color, in fact, is my weakness. — Babe Paley Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image