Animal-stories Quote by McCabe

“We're one in the same, Ty McCabe and I, and he'll always, always get me. Even if nobody else does.”

— C.M. Stunich

Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?',and…

— Bill Engvall

“All it takes to get along in this here man's town is a little shit, grit, and mother-wit.”

— Ralph Ellison

“When I take you, you’ll know exactly what we’re doing, what you’re feeling, and I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the…

— Kristen Proby

“I heard a lot of things I know ain’t true and I seen a lot of things ain’t supposed to be true but was,…

— Samuel Snoek-Brown

“Gubble gubble gubble I'm a mubble in a pubble. I can play I'm anything that's anything. That's MY way.”

— Ruth Krauss

“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say that,” Billy…

— Terrance Crawford

“You hae only one thing you may control tonight - whether to use your safe word or not. Otherwise all the decisions, all the…

— Cherise Sinclair

“Hush, little students, we'll say the word, Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's gonna write down everything.…

— Daisy Whitney

“Jim, did your father really blow his brains out because of your mother?" "Yeah.He was on the telephone.He told her he had a gun.He…

— Charles Bukowski

“It’s you and me, M and M, against the world.”

— Kristen Proby

“Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my…

— Cole Alpaugh