"I do my housework in the nude. It……" — Maxine
"I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
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15 Quotes by Maxine
Maxine has 15 quotes on this site.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard…
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It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan…
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After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get…
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Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to…
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Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.
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I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.
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My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.
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To look at possibility is to be free.
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The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.
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Without imagination, you live in a small room with the windows closed. Imagination opens the windows and shows us landscapes,…
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All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I…
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Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita
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I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
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Living in Cambridge, with nature and everything, it's so clean.
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source…
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Unlike 'real relationships', 'virtual relationships' are easy to enter and to exit. They look smart and clean, feel easy to…
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We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean…
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I don't think it's too hippie to want to clean up the planet so you don't wind up dying of…
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
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I do think one should have clean feet.
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If you really believe that you're making a difference and that you can leave a legacy of better schools and…
— Michael Bloomberg
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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First time he kissed me, he but only kissed The fingers of this hand wherewith I write; And, ever since,…
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Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll…
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