Maxine Quotes

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• Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around, underfoot,…
• It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses,…
• After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.'
• Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to be supported. That I am…
• Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.
• I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.
• My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.
• To look at possibility is to be free.
• I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.
• The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.
• Without imagination, you live in a small room with the windows closed. Imagination opens the windows and shows us landscapes, horizons that we would not…
• All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.…
• Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita
• The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
• Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not... you want to throw up.

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