"Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want…" — Maureen Johnson
"Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!"
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170 Quotes by Maureen Johnson
Maureen Johnson has 170 quotes on this site.
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English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
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I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
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Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be…
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But we made our own fun, mostly. I recall a time, many years later, when American children seemed unable to…
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Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for…
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Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry…
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A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex.
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Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it…
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You've never told me about your love life, Scarlett. You're a very pretty girl. You must have a boy shacked…
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Being an author means, almost by definition, that you make up characters and then complicate their lives. That's it, really.…
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My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.
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The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.
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More Autograph Quotes
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I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and…
— James Lee Burke
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It's not that I lead this oblivious life where I think I've got such a great personality that people want…
— George Clooney
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Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
— Unknown Author
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Every rose is an autograph from the hand of the Almighty God on this world about us. He has inscribed…
— Theodore Parker
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Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But…
— Thomas Pynchon
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Once asked if he felt wearied by the constant onslaught of autograph seekers, actor Gregory Peck replied that he would…
— Christopher Lee
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I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be…
— Unknown Author
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It's strange, somebody asked for my autograph the other day. Because I finished school and I'm not really doing anything…
— Robert Pattinson
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Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said…
— Nikki Sixx
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My fame? Truly I don't consider myself famous...long way to go yet. But if anyone does ask for an autograph…
— Henry Cavill
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Once, when we were playing at the Apollo Theater, Holiday was working a block away at the Harlem Opera House.…
— Ella Fitzgerald
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Somebody wanted me to autograph her breast and I kindly refused. She was in college. I thought maybe I shouldn't…
— Matt Czuchry
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