Being married Quote by Maureen Johnson

I live for a woman who scratches, just make sure to keep it on the back, baby, I dont like scars." ~Otto Carvalletti

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

After awhile, marriage gets a little stale and you're looking for something to scratch that a little.

— Boris Kodjoe

Letter from Mr. B: Why does a back scratch feel better coming from somebody else than if you do it yourself?

— Jerry Spinelli

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

— Laurence J. Peter

It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.

— W. C. Fields

Once you decide to marry, you have to work at it to keep it rocking.

— Neena Gupta

“All marriages have their bad sides, because all people have weaknesses. If you live with another human being you learn to handle these weaknesses…

— Fredrik Backman

I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.

— Lisa Marie Presley

The first year of marriage is like wet cement - the impressions made in it are much harder to change once it has set.

— Robert Wolgemuth

Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough.

— Ingrid Bergman

Scratching could not make it worse. . . such a face as yours.

— William Shakespeare

I feel like being married makes you comfortable in your own skin, My husband makes me feel beautiful.

— Kourtney Kardashian