Medicine Quote by Matthew Keith

“The chair in the police station was uncomfortable and I couldn’t sit in it. It was a cheap looking chair in a cheap looking…

— Ken Macrorie

“Next day, after lunch, I went to see "our" doctor, a friendly fellow whose perfect bedside manner and complete reliance on a few patented…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“Physicians are so good at what they do these days that you hardly ever see anyone who’s healthy” is how he ended the consultation.…

— Hendrik Groen

“When I stopped going to doctors offices and taking their prescription medications, I recovered my health!”

— Steven Magee

“None of us came here for the bells and whistles. It's [for] the personnel. These meetings? Like the one where you got your ass…

— Dr. Gato Villanueva Monday Mornings

“The bureaucrats had gotten into a habit of solving every medical problem by building something so that a congressman could say, ‘Here’s what I…

— Charles Duhigg

“You tell them one real thing and then the doctor thinks he knows you. He starts getting arrogant and overfamiliar, making insulting suggestions left…

— Sarah Schulman

“Ever met a sympathetic doctor? No ways. They’re always impatient, glancing at the watch, calculating the price of your sickness against the price of…

— Ian Martin

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!

— Henny Youngman

“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.”

— Howard Florey

“I don't think anyone has ever pulled a chair out for me. It was weird. What did I do with my feet?”

— Nichole Chase

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

— Henny Youngman