Cheesy Quote by Matthew Broderick

“is there any I could get a glass of water?" [waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying to think…

— Brian Regan

A lot of people don't have much food on their table. But they got a lot of forks 'n knives. And they got to…

— Bob Dylan

This is a shameful thing to say, but I've never really got that 'grown-up' mind-set. I have to buy forks? Why?

— Ben Miller

“Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruction instead of soda, would you grab an extra large cup?”

— Jarod Kintz

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

— John Mayer

“I looked at the piles of plates and cups, and kettles, and bottles and jars, and pies and stoves, and cakes, and tomatoes, &c.,…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“He expected pages and pages of bright pictures of pancakes of every variety shown in plain stacks, or built into castles or bridges or…

— Michael Hoeye

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.

— Clare B. Dunkle

“We drank Pepsi out of these old-fashioned bottles that Dad had found at some ancient country store, and I swear they tasted better than…

— Gayle Forman

Acceptable rules of conduct were suspended when it came to the spoon shortage. The deficit had gotten so bad that prices were all but…

— Jasper Fforde

“At mealtime a very broad cloth is laid on the trestle table in the solar. to facilitate service, places are set along one side…

— Joseph Gies

Of course, if you think of a European or American household in the '50s, so what were the things that when people started climbing…

— Esa-Pekka Salonen