Nuts Quote by Matt Groening Download Open image “God often gives nuts to toothless people.” — Matt Groening ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Nuts People
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists. — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The individual is a nut so impossible to crack that no theoretic tooth will be able to manage it. And so nothing will be… — Witold Gombrowicz Copy Share Image
Even God does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart. That's why he Made them BONELESS. — Ritzy Copy Share Image
“God has created the trees as the sources of food and shelter for others. He has so sensibly not given the trees any weapons… — Md. Ziaul Haque Copy Share Image
You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons,… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
There's always room out there for the hand-drawn image. I personally like the imperfection of hand drawing as opposed to the slick look of… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try to be… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Professional politicians like to talk about the value of experience in government. Nuts! The only experience you gain in politics is how to be… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts I just want to feel it all. — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with… — Christie Rampone Copy Share Image
People are like, oh, you just hang out with Kim all day. No, I'm working on 39 businesses. It drives me nuts. — Jonathan Cheban Copy Share Image
And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak… — Glenn Turner Copy Share Image
Every study on chocolate is pointing to the same conclusion: there is something in chocolate that is really good for us. That something is… — David Wolfe Copy Share Image
I'm pretty much an open book. I am a fanatic golfer and golf nut. If I have three free hours any day, my first… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
There are so many talented people that are on G.O.O.D. Music that it's nuts. — Mannie Fresh Copy Share Image
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
It's truly gratifying to see my films reach beyond a familiar public, to get a chance to move new audiences. It's nuts. It's extraordinary. — Jacques Audiard Copy Share Image
I find that Americans are all in the middle somewhere, except for the extreme nuts, and extreme nuts on both sides are the loudest.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
America, to me, should be shouting all the time, a bunch of shouting voices, most of them wrong, some of them nuts, but please,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
