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“There's nothing more pathetic than listening to a football game over the Internet, but I've done that.”

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I'm about winning football games and playing hard. That's all I care about.

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My folks, I don't think my mom or my dad ever missed a little league game or a football game.

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Trying to manage a project without project management is like trying to play a football game without a game plan.

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