Base Quote by Marvin Minsky

I was like a clock that had exploded- my springs were hanging out, my hands were cockeyed, and my numbers were falling off.

— Anthony Kiedis

They laughed at me and then I shot them. I took their cheating, scheming bones to Miller's cave.

— Hank Snow

My mom told me that when the car struck me, I landed 80 feet off the road. When they found me, I was curled…

— Sara Evans

They put chains on me; they chained my waist, my legs. Put me in the back of a squad car, and I literally blacked…

— Jim Bakker

I was in a plane that lost an engine flying from Dallas to England. It happened over the Newfoundland Sea, and it was dark,…

— Amanda Shires

I lived for a little while in a place where the kitchen was a cupboard on the landing.

— Natasia Demetriou

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the…

— Jim Butcher

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

— Bill Engvall

They threw me off the haytruck about noon.

— James M. Cain

Our house was bombed, and the roof fell in. We were sitting under the stairs of the basement, and we were quite safe, but…

— Roger Bannister

The gunner's mate came up and started breaking the locks on the ammunition. Everything was locked up for fear that someone might go in…

— Barney Ross

The worst thing that happened to me as a child was seeing my brother get pushed into a cement mixer.

— Eddie the Eagle