"Having children is like having a bowling alley……" — Martin Mull

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• These people live again in print as intensely as when their images were captured on old dry plates of sixty… — Ansel Adams
• I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in… — Fiona Apple
• Wide open and unguarded stand our gates And through them presses a wild motley throng Men from the Volga and… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
• If you can't beat 'em in the alley, you can't beat 'em on the ice. — Conn Smythe
• In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for… — Dave Barry
• The next time you find yourself alone in a dark alley facing the undeniables of life, don't cover them with… — Max Lucado
• Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is… — L. Neil Smith
• Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is… — Heinrich Himmler
• If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be… — Lyle Alzado
• Back then, the business depended on bohemians. ... They needed Kristofferson and Roger Miller ..It was the tail end of… — Steve Earle
• The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are… — Ray Charles
• And you call yourselves a bowling alley? — Woody Harrelson

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