"I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever……" — Marshall Brickman

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• Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
• The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
• If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
• If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't… — Jensen Ackles
• As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
• The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker
• I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to… — Roseanne Barr
• I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard… — Roseanne Barr
• Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and… — James M. Barrie
• In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
• Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett

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