"Don't tell fish stories where the people know……" — Mark Twain

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• What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?… — Dave Attell
• I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
• What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish,… — Pedro Calderon de la Barca
• Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
• The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or… — Dave Barry
• A fish may love a bird, but where would they live? — Drew Barrymore
• I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
• In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny… — Victoria Beckham
• I'm a very, very healthy eater. I eat lots of fish, lots of vegetables, lots of fruit. I don't eat… — Victoria Beckham
• This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of… — Aneurin Bevan
• I attempted to fish in Scotland and I managed to hook a dog. It was a horrible moment but the… — Emily Blunt
• I did go into the Amazonian region of Brazil. They have prehistoric river fish that weigh in at around 600… — Anthony Bourdain

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