"I can teach a chimp how to make……" — Mario Batali
"I can teach a chimp how to make linguini and clams. Â I can't teach a chimp to dream about it and think about how great it is."
More Chimp Quotes
- Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo. — Gerry Cheevers
- If chimpanzees have consciousness, if they are capable of abstractions, do they not have what until now has been described… — Carl Sagan
- Recent discoveries about apes suggest, however, that a gorilla or common chimp stands at least as good a chance being… — Jared Diamond
- I had bought two male chimps from a primate colony in Holland. They lived next to each other in separate… — Christiaan Barnard
- The chimpanzee and the human share about 99.5 percent of their evolutionary history, yet most human thinkers regard the chimp… — Unknown Author
- This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing… — CM Punk
- I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. — Amy Hempel
- I went to the zoo one day and saw a chimp playing with a beat-up acoustic guitar in a way… — Eddie Van Halen
- I had a foretaste of another, larger kind of knowledge: one I believe human beings will be able to access… — Eben Alexander
- How smart does a chimp have to be before killing him constitutes murder? — Carl Sagan
- My agent sent me the script and I loved it. I wondered how they would turn me into a chimp.… — Kim Hunter
- I had been told from school onwards that the best definition of a human being was man the tool-maker -… — Jane Goodall