““Heathers!" I said triumphantly. "I think I've got that one here somewhere." "Hey. Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags allowed policy?" "What?" "The answer is, 'They seem to have an open door policy on assholes, though, don't they?'" I just stood there, trying to figure out if he was calling me a fag or an asshole or both, and he rolled his eyes at me again. "It's a line from Heathers, man.””
