Life Quote by Mak_786

I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.

— Terry Pratchett

If something happens, something happens, that's life. You are going to be hurt - that's the tax.

— Taylor Russell

Taxes are a universal burden in moral as well as in civil life. There is not a pleasure, social or otherwise, which is not…

— Alfred de Musset

I have no problem paying taxes. It doesn't bother me, because I want to live in a society that's happy.

— Deborah Meaden

And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though…

— Dave Barry

The only certain things in life are death and taxes!

— Benjamin Franklin

The only 2 things guaranteed in this life are death and taxes.

— Anonymous

You know what? I've never paid taxes in my life. I'm probably going to go to jail.

— Nick Diaz

It is time to recognize a simple fact of life. Contrary to what some of my colleagues seem to believe, tax cuts do not…

— George Voinovich

Give me a break - They say taxes are inevitable, like death. At least death doesn't come every year.

— John Stossel

It is my absolute intent to hold the line on taxes.

— Jon Corzine

They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've done it,…

— Steve Earle