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“If I had met Bette Midler, I wouldn't be answering these questions right now because I'd have spontaneously combusted and gone to heaven.” quote by Mae Martin — Download Open image

“If I had met Bette Midler, I wouldn't be answering these questions right now because I'd have spontaneously combusted and gone to heaven.”

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Being on stage at the Soho Theatre is hard to beat.

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I'm attracted to funny people with nice hands who smell good and are kind to people.

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I sort of thought acting was just about arranging your face into emotions. I didn't realise it was about actually allowing yourself to feel…

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I'm talking about personal stuff so I think people are on my side.

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What audiences see is a curated version of myself.

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