Dear mom Quote by Mac Barnett

“Patrick explained that your father is absent. What about your mother, dear?" Mother? Oh, she's in a dusty motel in California right now, cooling…

— Ruta Sepetys

“Come on sweetheart, wet your whistle, my little inanimate hussy." ~Steve”

— Lucian Bane

“I rolled up to his house, rolled up my sleeves, ate a Fruit Roll-Up, and left. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s all just a lot to take in, okay? What if your mom came up to you and said, ‘Oh, Cameron, by the way,…

— Mindy Hayes

“Maybe I should get my mom something," he said bitterly. "What says 'Thanks for throwing me out of the house and pretending I died'?"…

— Cassandra Clare

“The reallly funny thing is that Steve made that little clicking noise with his tongue, and winked at me, as if to show that…

— Nathan Filer

“It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with…

— Jarod Kintz

“So we show up on her porch out of the blue, kidnap her, feed her frozen fruit and ask her on a date. Genius”

— Aprilynne Pike

“So, do you have a plan to contain your mother, or are you just going to wing it?" His fingers formed air quotes at…

— Karen Greco

“Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under…

— Tiffany Reisz

“I’m not thrilled. And I totally reserve the right to angst over all this later. But honestly, Mom? Right now, I’m so happy to…

— Rachel Hawkins

“I take four or five heavy steps beyond the front door and Mom comes rushing down the hallway. "Shane! What in the hell-" Now…

— Ellen Hopkins