Funny Quote by Mac Barnett

“When I need somebeast to tell me m'name I'll jolly well ask m'self. Pish tush! The very idea, tellin' a chap his own moniker!”

— Brian Jacques

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK. - Jane”

— J.R. Ward

Mac." He said my name and laughed. "What a name for something like you. Mac.

— Karen Marie Moning

“You're the wildcard Mac. I've thought that since the beginning. This thing thinks you're epic. So do I. -Barrons”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Gusty McCabe, tha's m' name and tellin' stories, tha's m' game, If they all ain't true I ain't t' blame, I'll tell 'em all…

— McCabe

“Ralph, escort Ms. MacKinnon to get her stuff. Come right back out, and don't touch anything near the crime scene. I won't. Oh, I…

— Jane Taylor Starwood

“One afternoon while driving back from the beach, Hugh pointed out a McDonald's bag vomiting its contents onto the pavement. "I say that any…

— David Sedaris

“If you are with me long, I will begin to spell Master with two M’s.”

— Cherise Sinclair

“Am I alone in this mother-food connection or does being with your mom trigger the sudden and voracious need for large amounts of mac…

— April Paine

“Yo momma is so stupid… she worked at a M&M factory and threw out all the W's.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Breakneck is the MC name, but it's also a word for our family. He's asking if I'm laying a claim forever on her. That…

— Crystal Spears

“Andie: "Why can't you just let me go?" Mack: "I can't let you go because you're mine.”

— Elle Casey