Quote by M.L. Stedman

“There's no need to kick him in the balls for him to tell the story honestly and impartially, because the dead are usually honest,…

— Hassan Blasim

“...and all the people said 'What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?”

— Paul Simon

“Better be dead than living without nobility. I'm an Englishman, a man of manners.”

— Deepak Rana

“Oxford is very pretty, but I don't like to be dead.”

— T.S. Eliot

“The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day. I…

— Jim Butcher

“The world had paid so little attention to him that he supposed he was dead. He hoped he was dead.”

— Vonnegut Kurt

“Bastard had the bad manners to die before we were through talking to him.”

— Maya Banks

“The man may not be dead, but he was certainly stiff. And this had nothing to do with rigor mortis.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I thought you said you wre bringing a dead body in for examination. Didn't you think to check he actually was dead first?' Gwen…

— Trevor Baxendale

“His face was a ghost story: graveyard eyes, cheekbones as sharp as urban legends, a sealed-coffin mouth.”

— Allyse Near

“We are what stands between the living and the dead. Being an Undertaker is an honor, son.”

— Melissa Marr

“I'm just afraid of having a tombstone that says HERE LIES A PROMISING OLD MAN.”

— David Foster Wallace