Quote by Lynn Hagen

“I want a man who is sunny-side up, with a large sausage, and two hot buns.”

— Sierra Cartwright

“Yes, I enjoy the occasional bulge, but this bulge was verging on concealed weapon status. If he continues to run around in these spandex…

— L.H. Cosway

“You’re impossible.” I sighed. “And really weird. No wonder Jared likes you.” “Is that a good thing or not?” I shrugged. “You two have…

— Rea Lidde

“I snapped off a knobby twig from a shrub at my heel and pulled it back into a messy bun.”

— Penelope Fletcher

I didn't like seeing you with him" he says. "I don't think I'd like seeing you with any other guy…beside me.

— Simone Elkeles

“He wore the unmistakable look of a man about to be present at a row between women, and only a wet cat in a…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“ 'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?' I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?' ”

— Josh Lanyon

Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders. "He was cute." "So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...]

— Simone Elkeles

“He's made a mistake in coming here tonight. He'd wanted to see a room filled with ruffly knickknacks and lacy gewgaws. A room like…

— Kristin Hannah