Cheapest Chinztiest Quote by Lynda Barry

“Mr. Harmong is the cheapest chintziest most pig-lipped tightwad skanked-out lardo king landlord of all time.”

— Lynda Barry

“Mr. Tope is again highly entertained, and, having fallen into respectful convulsions of laughter, subsides into a deferential murmur, importing that surely any gentleman…

— Charles Dickens

“I’ve given up being a little kid to become a handsome billionaire . . . . . . so one of my many servants will tidy my room”

— James Warwood

“Neighbours, you are tedious. DOGBERRY It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the poor duke's officers; but truly, for mine own…

— William Shakespeare

“Slick stayed where he was, looking up at Gentry’s pale eyes, gray in this light, his taut face. Why did he put up with…

— William Gibson

“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I am going…

— Jane Austen

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business”

— J.K. Rowling

“I stopped at the front desk, about to complain to the doorman, when I was confronted with a NEW doorman, my age but balding…

— Bret Easton Ellis

“Such finery, paid for at the small cost of human lives and dignity.”

— Alyssa Cole

“We don't rent pigs.”

— Larry McMurtry

“A gentleman in Mr Norell's position with a fine house and a large estate will always be of interest to his neighbors and, unless…

— Susanna Clarke

“Hey, check this weirdo out." Hi was inspecting a bust on the mantel. "This face is ninety percent eyebrow. What do you want to…

— Kathy Reichs