"Look, I can't go out with you, because...……" — Louise Rennison

"Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian."

— Louise Rennison

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93 Quotes by Louise Rennison

Louise Rennison has 93 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my…
How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's…
Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense…
I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because…
Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!' And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round…
And that's when it fell off in my hand
Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey,…
When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ…
...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down…
I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.

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