Dumb sports Quote by Lou Duva

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

— Lou Duva

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to…

— Matt Stairs

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve.…

— Carl Everett

I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.

— Bill Belichick

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

— Rickey Henderson

[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.

— Tracy McGrady

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

— Randy Moss

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

— Charles Shackleford

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

— Ruud Gullit

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

— Eddie Shaw

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

— Doug Plank