Funny sports Quotes

Everyone is an athlete. The only difference is that some of us are in training, and some are not.

— George A. Sheehan

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

— Jimmy Demaret

“And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.”

— David Coleman

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

— Ted Walsh

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

— Ron Atkinson

If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!

— Jeff Van Gundy

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

— Doug Plank

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll…

— Bob Paisley

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

— Ron Atkinson

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

— Eddie Shaw

You are the handicap you must face. You are the one who must choose your place.

— James Lane Allen

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.

— Lou Duva

I have two speeds. Fast and faster. I don't just run. I take it.

— Arjen Robben

What's tough is being good every day.

— Willie Mays

The three toughest fighters I ever fought were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so…

— Jake LaMotta

I found out that if you are going to win games, you had better be ready to adapt.

— Scotty Bowman

A tie is like kissing your sister.

— Duffy Daugherty

For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.

— John Motson

Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved. I wasnt aware of another Manchester team

— Robinho

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling…

— Matt Stairs

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

— Dan Birdwell

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

— Satchel Paige

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

— Robin Williams

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

— Carl Lockhart

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

— Bear Bryant