Bologna Quote by Lord Byron

“Part of me is always a little surprised when I still see bologna on sale in the grocery store. I thought you only ate…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Does it matter that the sausages are local? I’m just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.”

— Louise Rennison

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.'…

— Jim Gaffigan

“How do you say, 'Bring me steak and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?”

— Regina Doman

“Where are we going? I don't know yet. Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches.”

— Kevin Hearne

Bologna girl, that's me.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Perhaps long spaghetti is the kind of thing that ought to be eaten quite alone with nobody to watch one’s struggles.”

— Barbara Pym

“You always had an eye for the fellow with a decent helping of sausage and hard-boiled eggs.”

— Gregory Maguire

“Meat, ma'am, meat.”

— Charles Dickens

“I told him about the macaroni hanging out on the line like laundry to dry on Sunday in Catania. Sometimes he’d invite me to…

— Charles Brandt

How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase book.

— Regina Doman