Humor Quote by Lois McMaster Bujold

“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Many years ago now, when I was a little boy, my grandfather he say to me this story.”

— O. Penn-Coughin

“Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar a man on the…

— Robert Anton Wilson

“When I was a boy, I passed a homeless man, drunk and begging on a street corner. My father, sensing my disgust, said something…

— Blake Crouch

When I was a kid, My grandpa looked down on me and said,

— Kassie Stanley Holden ME US

“It shocked me to realize that he suddenly seemed old -- so frail that the slightest push would have sent him tumbling. The body…

— Yōko Ogawa

“It was the skinny boy’s stillness, he decided later. Those lines of age in a face as young as mine. His look of winter…

— John le Carré

“Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up.”

— Elizabeth Camden

“I found myself facing a man and a woman who looked so much alike, they could only be twins, or two people who had…

— Lemony Snicket

“Before I fell asleep, eventually, was thinking when I was a small kid how I'd try to imagine the end of the century and…

— Don DeLillo

“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound…

— Jarod Kintz

“When he'd been small, people had said things like, "And what do you want to be, little man?" and he'd said, "I don’t know.…

— Terry Pratchett