Quote by Lmfao Download Open image “Baby, baby, baby, I'm awfully crazy. Off ciroc, off patron, shit whatever's tasty!” — Lmfao ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
One thing my fans don't know about me is how much I love guacamole! But it has to be a little chunky and just… — Maya Moore Copy Share Image
I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from,… — Louis CK Copy Share Image
It's true that cilantro has a strange, strong flavor. People seem to love it or not like it at all. Even I didn't like… — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a little piece.… — Amber Rose Copy Share Image
Blow it out your culo, who got dough on the smoke though. My partner had cinco now we blowin' on that ocho. — Asap Rocky Copy Share Image
The food thing is crazy to me. In this town the beer thing is also crazy to me. Frankly even with Brightest Young Things,… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
She was my summer love, then it got serious. She moved back to her momma's, and got delirious. — Lmfao Copy Share Image
This ain't how it's supposed to be. I feel like you're trying to take control of me. I'm a man, but I can't glance… — Lmfao Copy Share Image
Boom! Guess who stepped in the room? SkyBlu, Redfoo and Goon. He's a party rocker from night 'til noon and it's about to be… — Lmfao Copy Share Image