Llama Quote by Llama Queen

“Llamas are cool”

— Amal Mathew Joshy

“If we all end up as llamas, I’m going to spend the rest of my life following you around saying ‘I told you so’…

— Julie Kagawa

Alpacas are much more biddable creatures. Llamas are horrible. As a species, it's probably for the best that they're wary of us. But on…

— Alexander Armstrong

“He looks like a female llama who has just been surprised in her bath.”

— Winston Churchill

“Lonely lowland llamas are ladylike.”

— Riley Weber

“I'd never heard of a holy man named after a llama. I'd never heard of a great, gaping vagina. And I didn't know a…

— Beth Hoffman

“I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They're my nakama.”

— Eiichiro Oda

“Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over…

— Karina Halle

“I want to spit back at a camel and ask him what he's so sour about. Maybe camels are the real 'Old Ones' on…

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in my booth.…

— D.L. Hess

“He’s just a big ol’ stuffed animal, a camel to be exact.”

— Anonymous