““Gus’s earnest, yet completely hollow apology is the true hallmark of life in your twenties. It’s a decade marked by belligerently misguided proclamations announced as if they’re both bold and revolutionary. But these same bold and revolutionary pronouncements are never backed up by careful research, work experience, or other boring things like letting oneself learn and be humbled by someone who might know better. No, step aside! Here comes a twenty-five-year-old with all the answers!””