Chosen-family Quote by Lisa Kaniut Cobb

“She doesn’t stand up because her legs are too short. She’s a very bad figure.”

— Leo Tolstoy

“Judging by how much time you spend staring at my legs, you know I’m all woman my friend.”

— Amy Gregory

“You know what guys do? They stand up for people.”

— David Lubar

“I say, never look down on a man unless he’s between your legs.”

— K. Bromberg

“they may make you feel down but its not literal you've got 2 pairs of legs use them”

— needa

“Sit. I can't flirt standing up, and you're freakishly tall.”

— Heidi Cullinan

“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.”

— Kathy Bryson

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me…

— Jessica Park

“My legs are not for show! They're for running fast and kicking ass!”

— Kiiro Yumi

“Yessir. A crutch, like one-legged men always have.”

— Frederick Forsyth

“They tell me to quit being such a sissy and man up.”

— Jeff Erno

“That's one of the problems with nice guys. If They can't stand up for themselves then they won't be able to stand up for…

— Paula Stokes