"A BLOND AND A BRUNETTE WALK IN TO……" — Lily

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• Perfect isn't normal, nor is it interesting. I have no features without makeup. I am pale. I have blond lashes.… — Amy Adams
• My problem was that I was blond. There were no heroes with blond hair. Robert Taylor and Henry Fonda, they… — Michael Caine
• My father identified as a black man. No one asked him because he was clearly black. But people always ask… — Mariah Carey
• I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this blond, blue-eyed girl. That… — Cher
• I'm personally opposed to a deep tan because I like to feel blond all over. — Marilyn Monroe
• I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should… — Olivia Wilde
• And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What… — Evan Rachel Wood
• People thought me a bit strange at first; a blond haired, blue-eyed Norwegian who sang Mexican folk songs, but I… — David Soul
• I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away, when a beautiful blond woman… — Ryan O'Neal
• I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was… — Garry Shandling
• During the past eleven days here in the Muslim world, I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the… — Malcolm X
• And a face above mine, white and beautiful, eyes as large as the moon. You saved me. A hand on… — Lauren Oliver

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