First time Quote by Lilo Abernathy

“Reynaldo says that the pacazo is nothing but an uncommonly large iguana. I prefer to believe that it is some imp of history, coincidence…

— Roy Kesey

“Jose: Do not drop me senor Jeff:i wont drop you,jose Jose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floor Peanut:do a little tap dance and…

— Jeff Dunham

“Finally, with a last glance around the store, I pushed out the door, which had a quaint old-time bell on an armature. I looked…

— Jeffery Deaver

Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo coo ca choo

— Kristin Chenoweth

“Yah, right. Crazy people. Mas Locos. But one thing about crazy people--they see things other people don't.”

— Christopher McDougall

Mexican word of the day Wheelchair : Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay, Wheelchair.

— Anonymous

“I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I found another girl to pose for Myrto and then I didn't think about Rafaela much, not until a spring day years later. Or…

— Ellis Avery

“¡Qué hermoso era el espectáculo de la naturaleza aún no tocada por el saber, a menudo perverso, del hombre! Vi”

— Umberto Eco

“Every town has its secrets.” He began. “San Felipe is no different. Skeletons are hidden in closets for a reason my friend. And trust…

— Carroll Bryant Year of the Cat

When I go to a restaurant and they say, 'We're fully booked,' I say, 'It's Roberto Cavalli,' and they say, 'I will check'. I…

— Roberto Cavalli

“shades and shadows the smell of coffee beans sits in my nostrils the taste of Colombia on my tongue the pages of my favorite…

— R.H. Sin