Jokes Quote by Lil Wayne Download Open image “Threw A Watch In Her Face & Call It Facetime Cx” — Lil Wayne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“It was a small of her back and her face that got so tired. Their (her retail employer's) mono was supposed to be, 'Keep… — Carson McCullers Copy Share Image
If the press see you looking normal they can suddenly be 'oh, she's got a spot on her face, she's having a bad day'.… — Jennifer Ellison Copy Share Image
Years of distress, tears on her dress, tried to hide her face with some makeup sex. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
“Miss Harris, when was the last time you saw your sister?” “On Friday. We grabbed a Starbucks after tennis.” “And you never saw your… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
She says she likes my watch, but she wants Steve's AP and she stay up all hours watching QVC. — Tinie Tempah Copy Share Image
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“I saw her as soon as I pulled into the parking lot. This beautiful woman with a gigantic smile on her face was just… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
My aunt sent me a WhatsApp forward that she got through this entire forward chain of 'Ms. Marvel' casting calls. — Iman Vellani Copy Share Image
Every girl deserves a guy who'll prove to her that not all guys are the same, a guy who'll love her just the way… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Who am I to talk I aint shitting roseswe all in the same picture buut we all got different poses. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Wake up wake up, I'm going at ya face makeup. These niggas need stitches cause they takin pay cuts. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that dick stand up like it's telling jokes. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I spent the night in heaven, I slept with an angel and when we finish, I swear that pussy said, "thank you" — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
You have to self-reflect. If you forget who you actually are, then what's the use of even looking in the mirror. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
