Quote by Lil Wayne

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

— Bob Irwin

I ordered a decaf coffee the other night, and I was like, 'Holy crap, I'm an adult.'

— Blackbear

“I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”

— Matthew Arnold Stern

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.

— David Letterman

“She asks to see my diploma, holds it in her hands and smiles, reads it out loud before handing it back to me, and…

— Kenny Porpora

Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex without an orgasm.

— Bakerbuddy

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee on my…

— Anonymous

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

— Anonymous

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.

— Anonymous

All white linen with Gucci loafers. She say she cum a hundred times looking at my posters. Now she on my sofa then she…

— Pretty Ricky

“If this is decaf, I'm going to pour it on your head.”

— Audrey Bell