Quote by Lil Wayne Download Open image “Hopped up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top” — Lil Wayne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Grandfather kicked the stop pedal, and my face gave a high-five to the front window. — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
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Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a… — Red Hot Chili Peppers Copy Share Image
Every girl deserves a guy who'll prove to her that not all guys are the same, a guy who'll love her just the way… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Who am I to talk I aint shitting roseswe all in the same picture buut we all got different poses. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Wake up wake up, I'm going at ya face makeup. These niggas need stitches cause they takin pay cuts. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that dick stand up like it's telling jokes. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I spent the night in heaven, I slept with an angel and when we finish, I swear that pussy said, "thank you" — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
You have to self-reflect. If you forget who you actually are, then what's the use of even looking in the mirror. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
