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“The man obviously had a taste for high-class trash.”

— Marie Hall

“He’s garbage, he cares about nothing but the truth.”

— Plato

“I had the best of times. I’m not the sort of chap who’s going to grovel on about what a stupid, callow fool he…

— Beatriz Williams

“Why is it their business? They expect me to go sit at their fucking picnic—alone—and watch them with their happy fucking little families, and…

— Marie Sexton

“Old lady Patterson is a real tightwad.” Raising his voice so it would carry, the man continued, “If she stuck a lump of coal…

— Drew Hunt

“Poor old Lord Mortlake, who had only two topics of conversation, his gout and his wife! I never could quite make out which of…

— Oscar Wilde

“We need to get out of here and blow some shit up. There is way too much Nicholas Sparks nonsense happening at this table.”

— Sarah Daltry

“Does this mud look like shit to you? Could it be that this whole hill is made of Craster‟s shit?” Jon smiled. “Well, I…

— George R.R. Martin

“I said, 'Yes theres a lot to look a head to. Like croaking iron at Widders Dump. We do the croaking and they get…

— Russell Hoban

“Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.”

— Ripley Patton

“How upset is she?” “Let me put it this way,” his brother began, “All the shit you’ve shoveled from stalls in your life is…

— Lindsey Brookes