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“If you go off on her, you'd better record it, you know. Video, not just audio. Or it didn't happen as far as I'm concerned.” quote by Lia Habel — Download Open image

““If you go off on her, you'd better record it, you know. Video, not just audio. Or it didn't happen as far as I'm concerned.””

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