Goodbye Quote by Leo Sayer

Suddenly, I found I was married to a millionaire.

— Anna Benson

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

— Emo Philips

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you,…

— Frank Carson

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

— Emo Philips

One time, a girl dropped her phone in my pocket and I found it and was like, 'There you go.' And she said, 'If…

— Harry Styles

“It’s just such a monstrous thing to do,’ Sally says now, looking at my food. ‘I just don’t know what kind of person would…

— Carol Mason

“C’mon, Mare. I wish I could say I’m sorry, but I’m married to the love of my life.” “The love of your life is…

— Jamie McGuire

The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I…

— Steve Harvey

I told Terry I was leaving. She had been thinking about it all night and was resigned to it. Emotionlessly she kissed me in…

— Jack Kerouac

“She said, 'Goodbye, Reuben, a love for decency does not abide in you.' There is your divorced woman talking about decency. I told her,…

— Charles Portis

“This is the woman I'm t' marry! Where have ye been all me life, me love?" And without a blink, I replied, "Don't start…

— Karen Hawkins

Wife: a former sweetheart.

— H. L. Mencken