Quote by Leah Ledos

“The ferret has an unpleasant smell. But, it is not as bad as the skunk’s smell. Occasional baths are recommended.”

— Leah Ledos

“The ferret has an unpleasant smell. But, it is not as bad as the skunk’s smell.”

— Leah Ledos

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.

— Graham Chapman

There was a time I thought I was a ferret.

— Cassandra Clare

“Clothes I wear for mushroom hunting are rarely sent to the cleaner. They constitute a collection of odors I produce and gather while rambling…

— John Cage

“The ferret sat and examined his foot "What in the world am I?" he asked, alarmed "I look like some sort of rodent ! ”

— Rachel Roberts

“If I’m ever unsure as to the correct course of action, I’ll think, “What would a ferret do?”

— Gail Honeyman

“She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!”

— Lewis Carroll

That's not a rat, that's my ferret.

— Jennifer Aniston

“And when we get there you can shave that fucking ferret's nest off your face.”

— Abigail Roux

“One thing about a skunk—once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks…

— Jack Handey