Funny Quote by Lea DeLaria Download Open image “Never point at anything beige and call it cool.” — Lea DeLaria ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Success
Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic. — Albert Hadley Copy Share Image
Unlike the ick trend (which is usually just absurd), the beige flag trend is really just simplifying and normalizing the fact that everyone has… — Brett Cooper Copy Share Image
Where is it written that houses must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple, cream, ochre, or even a… — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like,… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
My idea as far as comedy goes has always been to push the limits of what's acceptable for a woman to do or say… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
