Quote by Lawrence Durrell

“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the…

— Jill Shalvis

“He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because that’s not…

— Penny Reid

“and I began to wonder if we were moral beings at all or simply savages who defined their private bigotries as necessary ethics, as…

— Salman Rushdie

“A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something?”

— Anonymous

“You must be awesome or not eat muffins.”

— Lucia Me

“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly.…

— Oscar Wilde

“I think I want a guy who eats vegetables. And who isn't so normal. He was just a muffin, you know?”

— E. Lockhart

“One man who minds his own business is more valuable to the world than 10,000 cocksure moralists.”

— H.L. Mencken

“When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as any one…

— Oscar Wilde

“How much easier to produce moral musings than present the fresh challenge of the kingdom!”

— N.T. Wright

“So you went back to your friend’s next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Seed biscuits and milk! I hated Mrs. Mullet's seed biscuits the way Saint Paul hated sin. Perhaps even more so. I wanted to clamber…

— Alan Bradley